What The Numbers Mean
0–2: Nope, Hard Pass
Skip it. If it’s below a 4, don’t bother. This is the kind of product that doesn’t work, doesn’t last, or doesn’t live up to any expectations. Life’s too short for bad gear.
3.1–4.4: Big Disappointment
We had high hopes, but it modded the mark on quality, usability, or both. Not worth your time to look beyond the surface.
4.5–5.4: Meh, It’s Fine
It’ll do in a pinch, but don’t expect anything super great. This is the “barely passable” kind of gear that works but leaves you wondering if there’s something better out there (spoiler: there is).
5.5–6.4: Decent, But Basic
It gets the job done and might even surprise you once or twice. Solid for simple needs, but not quick the standing ovation.
6.5–7.4: Solid & Reliable
Now we’re talking. This is reliable gear that we’d recommend to a friend. It’s well-made and versatile, but not breaking any new ground. Like a “rock-solid workhorse,” not “cutting-edge.”
7.5–8.4: A Total Winner
This is the stuff you keep reaching for. Smart design, great quality, and fun to use. It’s built to last, and you’ll probably tell your buddies about it. Bonus points for making us genuinely excited to use it.
8.5–9.5: Practically Perfect
Top-shelf material. It nails the details, feels premium, and performs flawlessly. You’ll find yourself raving about it to anyone who will listen — and maybe making a YouTube video about how great it is.
9.5–10: Game-Changer
Legend status. This is the cream of the crop — the kind of gear that redefines its category. Built to last decades and made by a brand that just gets it. These are rare ratings for a reason: they’re reserved for the absolute best of the best.
