Watch the Keynote

It’s a cardboard box for your iPhone 8. Yes, a box. And it’s available in one color...Dirt Brown.

It’s a cardboard box with a ziplock bag for your iPhone 8. Guaranteed to make your phone not waterproof, to make your fancy touch screen not usable, and to produce blurry pictures like you took them through a plastic bag.

It’s a cardboard box with a wireless 9-volt battery for iPhone 8. Using our revolutionary new shareable wireless instacharge technology (SWIC) this adds zero seconds of wireless power to your phone.

DISCLAIMER This case doesn’t protect your phone, make it waterproof, or wirelessly charge it. It’s the worst case we ever made but you should still buy it for your friends.